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New Stuff

The Overbed Rolling Table
Give yourself another reason to not get out of bed in the mornings by placing your workstation on the overhead rolling table. This ultra-useful accessory can instantly turn your bedroom into a cozy and comfy second living room or office.
$214.00
LEGO Voltron Set
Keep your home – and the universe – free from evil by building your very own Voltron using this awesome LEGO set. With this 2,321 piece set you’ll be able to construct the five mighty lions that join forces to form an imposing 15 inch tall LEGO Votron.
$269.90
2018 Audi PB18 E-Tron Coupe
Unvelied at Pebble Beach’s Automotive week, this stunning 2018 Audi PB18 E-Tron Coupe is designed to provide the everyday driver with a real race-car-like driving experience. It boasts specs like a liquid-cooled solid-state battery and can go 0-62 in just 2 seconds!
Rainbow Unicorn Head Showerhead
Make showers more fun and magical for the little heck-raisers by installing this rainbow unicorn head showerhead in bathroom. This custom made piece will rejuvenate you with the magical and healing properties of high velocity unicorn discharge.
$33.90
Amazon Alexa Voice Controlled Microwave
Introducing the device you never asked for – the Amazon Alexa voice controlled microwave! It boasts features nobody would ever need in their lives such as the indispensable auto-popcorn replenishment system that reorders the good stuff when supplies is running low.
$59.90
Final Fantasy Buster Sword
Bring your favorite video game character to life by incorporating this Buster sword to your costume. Modeled after the iconic weapon from Final Fantasy VII, this 72″ sword is made with game-accurate details and is light enough for anyone to wield.
$450.00
The Gyroscopic Hammock
Turn your backward into an oasis of relaxation by lounging around on the eye-catching gyroscopic hammock. This design piece is able to spin 360 degrees while you rest comfortably on the soft cushions that line the interior.
$9,500.00
Real Wood Sunglasses
100% Real Wood Sunglasses. Polarized Lenses. 50% Lighter than Ray-Bans. 80% Cheaper than Ray-Bans.
$25.00
Hairy Chest Outfit
Feel sexier than ever by rocking your very own dadbod in this hairy chest outfit. This outrageously disturbing outfit will make you the center of attention wherever you go and makes a great conversation piece for any social gathering or event.
$49.90
360 Degree Bicycle Wheel Reflector
Decrease the risk of possible accidents on nocturnal rides by outfitting your ride with these 360 degree bicycle wheel reflectors. These ultra bight reflectors will guarantee that you’ll be seen no matter what direction the traffic is coming from.
$17.50
Hobbit Hole Airbnb Rental
Make your wildest Middle-earth fantasies into a reality by living out your dreams inside this Hobbit Hole Airbnb rental. This cozy abode is actually built into the mountain side and will comfortably sleep up to two in the comfy queen sized bed.
$400.00
Jet Engine Espresso Machine
Put an eye-catching spin on your morning routine by preparing your caffeine using this jet engine espresso machine. This one-quarter scale replica of an authentic turbofan jet engine replaces high-velocity compressed air for propulsion with high-pressure brewing of coffee.
$15,000.00
NERF Rival Prometheus MXVII-20K Blaster
Gain an instant advantage over your opponents by walking into battle strapped with the NERF Rival Prometheus MXVII-20K blaster. It boasts an Advanced Acceleration System that lets you shoot up to 8 rounds per second!
$199.90
Alcoholic Ice Cream
Dining at the alcoholic ice cream bar will make you fall in love with your favorite frozen treats all over again. This unique Atlanta-based establishment offers up the classic desert with a grown-up twist in an array of amazing flavors of ice cream and sorbet.
The World Of Warcraft Diary
The World of Warcraft diary is the literary work no true fan of the iconic game can be without. In this must-read tell-all, the game’s first 3D level designer reveals the ugly and crazy world of making games with 336 full color pages and over 130 amazing captioned photos.
$30.00
Backpack Paramotor Aircraft
Glide through the skies like a majestic eagle with the backpack paramotor aircraft. This carbon fiber and aluminum paramotor features a reliable compact design that really comes in handy when you want to give your old water jet pack a rest.
$8,450.00
WalkingPad Compact Smart Treadmill
WalkingPad is a compact, foldable exercise device that was designed to fit in small apartments and offices. At just 5 inches thick, WalkingPad can be conveniently stored when not in use.
$499.00
Airmega 3000 Smart Air Purifier
Instantly improve your home’s air quality by bringing in the Airmega 3000 smart air purifier. It features a real-time air monitoring system that provides air quality alerts, comes with a timer option, and can cover an area of up to 1,256 Sq. Ft.
$407.90
Inflatable Fortnite Battle Bus
Be the envy of all your neighbors by having the coolest outdoor setup by placing this inflatable Fortnite battle bus in your frontyard. It comes with a built-in pump for maximum convenience and measures eighteen feet long by almost eighteen feet high.
$399.90
Calm The F**k Down Candles
Life is hard. Help keep your sanity by keeping your stress levels low with this “calm the f**ck down” candle. This vegan-friendly custom soy wax candle comes in an elegant little glass jar and is made with a mixture of soothing ingredients like lavender and chamomile.
$13.00